Why Didn't They Ask Evans? (2022) 1x01

I've never read the book. This has annoying opening credits. Hugh Laurie did this for BritBox. There is dramatic scenery and a body on a gold course. People yap. This continues to disappoint me. Bored poshos snoop. This was so very crap.

Best Lines:

“Implying that I care.”

“Drenched in the vomit of the vicar's ( Read more... )

Night Sins (1997)
This US miniseries is a nasty expose of the dark and hideous underbelly of a small, seemingly perfect American town. A female SBI (Valerie Bertenelli) arrives to aid the local cop (Harry Hamlin) in a child disappearance case that soon rips the lid off a 20 year murder spree that has been deliberately ignored. The killer wants to ( Read more... )

‘Love, Nina’ promo
A nanny has adventures. Maybe.

‘Warcraft: The Beginning’ TV spot
No.

‘Gomorrah’ promo
No.

‘Science Of Stupid’ promo
No

‘XMen: Apocalypse’ TV spot
No.

‘Banshee’ promo
No.

‘The Pretender’ promo
An okay ad for TNT repeats.

‘Eastenders’ promo
Ross Kemp glowering. No.

‘A Hologram For The King’ TV spot
What?

‘Locked Up’ promo
Maybe.
Hostess Ding ( Read more... )

‘Suicide Squad’ trailer
The suicide squad, various d level baddies, Batman and the Joker looks like a diseased Billy Idol.

Best Line:
“I put em in a hole and threw away the hole.”

“I’m just gonna hurt ya really really bad.”

‘Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation’ TV spot
Will Ethan Hunt just die?!? Also Simon Pegg needs to piss off.

Best Lines:
“This isn’t ( Read more... )

‘A Bunny’s Tale’ (1985) promo
Cheese.

Best Line:
“I don’t like you this way!”

‘Dark Summer’ (2015) trailer
A ‘Disturbia’ knockoff sees a stalker targeted by a demon or something. No.

Best Line:
“She wants to hurt me.”

‘The Flash’ 1x16 promo
“Time is screwing with me.”

‘The Flash’ 1x17 promo
Mark Hamill guest stars.

Best Line:
“Are you familiar with the ( Read more... )

‘The Blacklist’ 1x19 promo
Liz and Tom beat on each other. I’m on Team Tom.

Best Lines:
“Be careful of your husband.”

“I needed you to be wrong about him.”

‘Petals On The Wind’ trailer
It is 10 years later. Cathy is a ballerina and Corrine starts the fire. This looks good.

‘Brick Mansions’ TV spot
WTF?

‘The Client List’ season 2 promo
No.

‘Cyberstalker’ ( Read more... )

What is ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’ about?

There will be no review of ‘Secret State’ 1x03.

Coming Soon: reviews for ‘Aftertime’, ‘Apartment 143’ and ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’.

2013 TV Shows That Interest Me: ‘Zero Hour’ and ‘Lightfields’ which is the sequel to ‘Marchlands’.

‘Revenge’ 2x09 promo
Mmmmmm.

‘Grimm’ 2x13 promo
Nice.

‘Snitch’ trailer
A ( Read more... )

‘Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome’ trailer
Looks good but why does young Adama have such a squeaky voice? He doesn’t sound like Olmos at all.

‘Revenge’ 2x07 promo
Oh dear.

‘Grimm’ 2x11 promo
Who are the bimbos and why should I care?

‘The Burning Zone’ 1x01 promo
This promo for the short lived show is totally OTT, plus Paul Guilfoyle of ‘CSI’ was the ( Read more... )

‘Glee’ Quote:
“You’ve stuck by me, forgiven me for sleeping with your women. Not everyone in my life has done that. One cougar’s husband even chased me around with a gun.”

Reviews of ‘Gone’ and ‘Ghost Story’ coming soon.

I am reading ‘Besieged’.

‘Suburgatory’ Quotes:
“I don’t eat in public.”

“Tragic is loading yourself up with so much mascara you can’t ( Read more... )

Cleared out two tapes from circa 2002/2003. The first tape had three ‘Odyssey 5’ eps on it. The ‘Pilot’ ep which saw various types on a space shuttle witness the Earth blow up, then an alien showed up and sent them back in time five years to prevent it. Cue bad CGI, a lack of professionalism all round, unnecessary swearing and Chuck’s bad parenting ( Read more... )